Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Boo Florida.
I began to write my blog about how I changed my major from nursing to computer science, then I became distracted by my buddy Brian talking about the Tampa Bay Rays professional baseball team. Then I realized how much of a better topic it would be to write about how much I dislike the State of Florida. Besides, who honestly cares how indecisive I can be about my future in academics. Old people living Florida is no joke, I have been there twice and those losers are everywhere. Why my parents took me and my siblings to heavens waiting room is beyond me. Then instead of brick housing, their structures are made of a material named stucco. Stucco is a joke and it is stupid because Floridans think it's nice to dye the stucco baby-blue or pink. If you have been to Florida even once you cannot disagree with me on that fact! Now i can roll with Meijer in Michigan and what it stands for. Meijer is a bit different than what we have in Illinois but Floridan's are stuck shopping at some reject supermarket named "Publix" please. My family and I spent some time in Florida with an older man and his spouse who had moved from New York City to Florida for there retirement. The man's accent and dialogue felt so distorted and uncomfortable, I couldn't tell if the man was reading from a prompter or just plain stupid. Florida was a waste of money.
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