One of my new friends who I spend time with in Chicago is a chunky individual named Jacob Spallina. I recommend everybody who comes across this post to request Jacob on facebook. He went to my grade school at Queen of Martyrs and my High school at Saint Rita. Jacob has lived a city block away from me my entire life but he went unnoticed because he was a younger guy and I am two years older than him. He is one of the funnest people to be around that I know of and is underrated as an person. He also has a loud mouth. Despite Jacob's lumpy physique, he is a smooth talker with the ladies because he knows how to pull the "hockey card". He has been the goalie of Saint Rita's hockey team and Saint Rita tends to win lots of championships so he does well. Jacob Spallina is a true character and he is on his way to my house right now. Everybody should get to know Jake sometime.